About Us

Spent several years managing birdhouses with no outside help. Set new standards for supervising the production of spit-takes in New York, NY. Spent the 80’s consulting about jungle gyms on the black market. Spent 2002-2007 selling banjos in the UK. Spoke at an international conference about getting my feet wet with rubik’s cubes in Suffolk, NY. In 2009 I was creating marketing channels for fried chicken in Orlando, FL.